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What the fuck is going on? Why is my wife lying to me suddenly about stupid things. Why is she out everynight, drunk and high, exercising like a demon, wearing sexy clothes, with random guys. Stumbling home each night wanting sex. OK, that part was good. And then she's up and gone, "unhappy". She doesn't know why. Didn't take me long to figure it. Although she's struggled with depression since we first met, this was different. She is different. Acting crazy. The answer was surprising, a midlife crisis. Not actually funny at all, despite being the butt of many jokes. The symptoms are clear. What the fuck.